In response to the "It's Kind of a Funny Story" challenge by Mellow Moon. A four author story.
Rated: 16+ - Chapters: 11 - Genres: Action/Adventure, Angst, Drama, Family, Fantasy, General, Horror, Humor, Hurt/Comfort, Mystery, Tragedy - Completed: No
Characters: Arthur, Bellatrix, Bill, Charlie, Draco, Dudley, Dumbledore, Eileen Prince, Filch, Flitwick, Fred George, Ginny, Hagrid, Hedwig, Hermione, Lucius, Luna, McGonagall, Molly, Narcissa, Neville, Oliver Wood, Original Character, Percy, Petunia, Pomfrey, Remus, Ron, Shacklebolt, Sirius, Snape and Harry (required), Tobias Snape, Tonks, Umbridge, Vernon, Voldemort, Wormtail - Warnings: Abusive Dursleys, Adoption, Alcohol Use, Alternate Universe, Azkaban Character, Character Bashing, Character Death, Child fic, Corporal Punishment, Deaging, Kidnapped, Neglect, Physical Impairment, Profanity, Resorting, Romance/Het, Runaway, Self harm, Slytherin Harry, Snape-meets-Dursleys, Time Travel, Torture, Vampires, Violence Takes Place: PrePoA
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I love boy wizards, 19th century English detectives and 900 year old time lords. I dislike vampires that sparkle, slapstick comedy and unethical reality TV.
Instant Owlers:
Stories by hpfanficfan
Published: 03 May 2013 - Updated: 11 May 2013
Categories: Apprentice, Canon, Comrades, Enemy, Father, Guardian, Healer, Mentor, Teacher, Keepers of the Snitch, Severus Centric, Father > Sevitus, Father > Severitus - Challenges: It's Kind of a Funny Story - Series: None
Categories: Apprentice, Canon, Comrades, Enemy, Father, Guardian, Healer, Mentor, Teacher, Keepers of the Snitch, Severus Centric, Father > Sevitus, Father > Severitus - Challenges: It's Kind of a Funny Story - Series: None
Snape spent a month looking after baby Harry. But now, Harry is back to his 15 year old self. Will life ever be the same again? Sequel to Adventures in Babysitting.
Rated: K+ - Chapters: 6 - Genres: Drama, General, Humor - Completed: No
Characters: Dumbledore, Fred George, Hermione, McGonagall, Pomfrey, Ron, Snape and Harry (required) - Warnings: None Takes Place: PreHBP
Rated: K+ - Chapters: 6 - Genres: Drama, General, Humor - Completed: No
Characters: Dumbledore, Fred George, Hermione, McGonagall, Pomfrey, Ron, Snape and Harry (required) - Warnings: None Takes Place: PreHBP
Lullabies do go on and on. They never die and that’s you and I will be. A song has been playing over and over in Harry's head, what does it mean?
Rated: K+ - Chapters: 1 - Genres: Family, Hurt/Comfort - Completed: Yes
Characters: Snape and Harry (required), Dumbledore, Ginny, Hermione, Ron - Warnings: Character Death Takes Place: TDH Pre Epilogue
Rated: K+ - Chapters: 1 - Genres: Family, Hurt/Comfort - Completed: Yes
Characters: Snape and Harry (required), Dumbledore, Ginny, Hermione, Ron - Warnings: Character Death Takes Place: TDH Pre Epilogue
Snape tackles his toughest mission yet, babysitting Harry Potter. 100 word drabbles.
Rated: K - Chapters: 27 - Genres: General, Humor - Completed: Yes
Characters: Snape and Harry (required), Dumbledore, Hermione, McGonagall, Other, Pomfrey - Warnings: Baby fic, Deaging Takes Place: PreHBP
Rated: K - Chapters: 27 - Genres: General, Humor - Completed: Yes
Characters: Snape and Harry (required), Dumbledore, Hermione, McGonagall, Other, Pomfrey - Warnings: Baby fic, Deaging Takes Place: PreHBP
One story, seven chapters.
Seven drabbles, seven hundred words.
Four pages, ninety lines, three thousand one hundred and sixty characters (no spaces). Three thousand seven hundred and eighty-five characters (spaces).
Seven lines and forty-nine words in this summary.
One father, one son.
One engagement. One grave.
Zero Dark Lords.
Rated: K+ - Chapters: 7 - Genres: Family, General, Hurt/Comfort - Completed: Yes
Characters: Snape and Harry (required) - Warnings: Kidnapped Takes Place: Post Hogwarts
Seven drabbles, seven hundred words.
Four pages, ninety lines, three thousand one hundred and sixty characters (no spaces). Three thousand seven hundred and eighty-five characters (spaces).
Seven lines and forty-nine words in this summary.
One father, one son.
One engagement. One grave.
Zero Dark Lords.
Rated: K+ - Chapters: 7 - Genres: Family, General, Hurt/Comfort - Completed: Yes
Characters: Snape and Harry (required) - Warnings: Kidnapped Takes Place: Post Hogwarts
Published: 19 Dec 2009 - Updated: 27 Dec 2009
Categories: Father, Guardian - Challenges: Drabble Challenge - Series: None
Categories: Father, Guardian - Challenges: Drabble Challenge - Series: None
"The gloomy cupboard suddenly alit wondrously; the ceiling transformed into a night blue canvas and decorated across it were two shinning stars, making up the two brilliant eyes of a deer"
Rated: K+ - Chapters: 1 - Genres: Angst, Hurt/Comfort - Completed: Yes
Characters: Snape and Harry (required) - Warnings: Abusive Dursleys, Child fic, Neglect Takes Place: Pre Hogwarts
Rated: K+ - Chapters: 1 - Genres: Angst, Hurt/Comfort - Completed: Yes
Characters: Snape and Harry (required) - Warnings: Abusive Dursleys, Child fic, Neglect Takes Place: Pre Hogwarts
Published: 21 Dec 2009 - Updated: 21 Dec 2009
Categories: Guardian - Challenges: Sick little Harry - Series: None
Categories: Guardian - Challenges: Sick little Harry - Series: None
Harry's relatives abandon him on the playground at age six. Who should find him but the one and only, Severus Snape.
Rated: K - Chapters: 9 - Genres: General, Hurt/Comfort - Completed: Yes
Characters: Snape and Harry (required), Dumbledore, McGonagall, Petunia, Pomfrey, Vernon - Warnings: Adoption, Child fic, Neglect Takes Place: Pre Hogwarts
Rated: K - Chapters: 9 - Genres: General, Hurt/Comfort - Completed: Yes
Characters: Snape and Harry (required), Dumbledore, McGonagall, Petunia, Pomfrey, Vernon - Warnings: Adoption, Child fic, Neglect Takes Place: Pre Hogwarts
Harry Potter’s defeat of the dark lord came at a price. For young Harry, it is a blessing. For the snarky Potions Master however, it has become what he calls, a curse
Rated: K - Chapters: 1 - Genres: Drama, General, Humor - Completed: Yes
Characters: Snape and Harry (required), Molly, Ron - Warnings: Adoption, Child fic Takes Place: Post Hogwarts
Rated: K - Chapters: 1 - Genres: Drama, General, Humor - Completed: Yes
Characters: Snape and Harry (required), Molly, Ron - Warnings: Adoption, Child fic Takes Place: Post Hogwarts
Number 4 burned to the ground on the coldest evening of the year. Was it an accident? Arson? Or was it something else? It did not matter, for Harry, his child, is safe.
Rated: K+ - Chapters: 1 - Genres: Angst, Hurt/Comfort - Completed: Yes
Characters: Snape and Harry (required), Dumbledore, McGonagall - Warnings: Abusive Dursleys, Baby fic, Neglect Takes Place: Pre Hogwarts
Rated: K+ - Chapters: 1 - Genres: Angst, Hurt/Comfort - Completed: Yes
Characters: Snape and Harry (required), Dumbledore, McGonagall - Warnings: Abusive Dursleys, Baby fic, Neglect Takes Place: Pre Hogwarts
Published: 03 Oct 2009 - Updated: 03 Oct 2009
Categories: Guardian, Father, Severus Centric - Challenges: None - Series: None
Categories: Guardian, Father, Severus Centric - Challenges: None - Series: None
Harry hates Mondays. Occlumency is on Monday. Every Monday was the same, but this one would be different, and this one would change, everything. During a brutal Occulmency lesson, Harry snaps and breaks down; and Severus saw something in Harry that he as never seen before; and something in himself that he had forgotten existed.
Rated: T - Chapters: 6 - Genres: General, Hurt/Comfort - Completed: No
Characters: Snape and Harry (required) - Warnings: Profanity Takes Place: PreHBP
Rated: T - Chapters: 6 - Genres: General, Hurt/Comfort - Completed: No
Characters: Snape and Harry (required) - Warnings: Profanity Takes Place: PreHBP
A cutesy sort of story about Harry and his dad. Severus realizes something he's somehow failed to notice before...what could it be? Severitus. Implied CP.
Rated: K - Chapters: 2 - Genres: General - Completed: Yes
Characters: Snape and Harry (required), Dumbledore, McGonagall - Warnings: Alternate Universe, Child fic Takes Place: Pre Hogwarts
Rated: K - Chapters: 2 - Genres: General - Completed: Yes
Characters: Snape and Harry (required), Dumbledore, McGonagall - Warnings: Alternate Universe, Child fic Takes Place: Pre Hogwarts
